Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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