11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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