Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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