The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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