is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I've blown a few things in my day
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
