Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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