Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
