I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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