Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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