I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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