woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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