just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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