$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i out mim tonsoeep
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