i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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