whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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