Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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