No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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