Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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