Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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