I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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