Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I currently don't understand fingers.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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