margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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