who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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