how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I got inside last night via doggy door
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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