No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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