Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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