Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
is that a dick in a sweater?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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