Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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