Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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