How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Are we still banned from the library?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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