May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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