covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
one might say we're banned from that church
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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