Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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