oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I need a beard to bite.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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