Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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