Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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