It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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