My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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