My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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