yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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