i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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