I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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