her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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