Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
it hurts more in the daytime
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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