I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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