She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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