so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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