Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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