I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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