I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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