it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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