Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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