My brain says no but my pants say off.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i believe in u and ur pee
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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