we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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